Q

Anonymous asked:

How can I make myself look thinner?

A

Uh…be thin?

tahlulakuma:

why is everyone so incompetently unreliable and useless.

bored and what not.

My motto

Q

Anonymous asked:

Would you rather have tap, bottled or sparkling water?

Why the hell did people start sending me anonymous questions?

Q

Anonymous asked:

If a friend spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be their friend?

A

We wouldn’t have been friends to begin with.

Q

Anonymous asked:

is it true you nailed gwen stefani the other day?

A

Of course not! I just drank wine and cried in her closet.

Everyone who reblogs this before August 1st will get a drawing based on their blog

charcoal-charizard-art:

Hopefully I can brighten people’s days c:

Q

Anonymous asked:

So what da fook makes ya tick matey?

A

Men in sandals.

witchglitter:

the-doomed-antagonist:

Edit

Didn’t know I was a staircase enthusiastUntil now

witchglitter:

the-doomed-antagonist:

Edit

Didn’t know I was a staircase enthusiast

Until now

(via spookyhome)